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submitted 2 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 129 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Would you look at that! I ate the onion!

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Damn it, I did too. Reality is once again converging on parody.

[–] NJSpradlin@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

For half a second I freaked out, then saw the community. Ooof, this one damn near got me with the realism.

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was about to go in for a nibble and then my brain was like, "it should be public domain by now."

[–] Poach@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I didn't know, Disney could have changed the copyright law again.

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

Bro, me, too. Face-first like it was booty.