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[–] mub@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Thanks. That's a reasonable review. I hate that people claim bidets to be magic.

[–] SsxChaos@lemmy.ml 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

If you had poop on your arm, would you clean it with water or just wipe it with a dry towel and call it a day?

[–] mub@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Would you only use water or would you also wipe it, use soap as well?

[–] stephen01king@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 months ago

If you want to use soap, you can use soap. But would you rather clean you poop smeared hand with water or just wipe with toilet paper?

[–] optissima@possumpat.io 3 points 10 months ago

Would you rather wipe that soap off with TP or water?

[–] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Would you lick it off or let the sun bake it until it's a hard crust and crumbles off

[–] Laborer3652@reddthat.com 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I like to wait until it dries to a thin film and then peel it off. Hhnnnnnnnng hits the spot.

[–] SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

Added bonus: It removes hair, just like waxing.