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Bidet anyone? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 months ago by uberstar@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] mub@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thanks. That's a reasonable review. I hate that people claim bidets to be magic.

[–] SsxChaos@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If you had poop on your arm, would you clean it with water or just wipe it with a dry towel and call it a day?

[–] mub@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Would you only use water or would you also wipe it, use soap as well?

[–] stephen01king@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

If you want to use soap, you can use soap. But would you rather clean you poop smeared hand with water or just wipe with toilet paper?

[–] optissima@possumpat.io 3 points 2 months ago

Would you rather wipe that soap off with TP or water?

[–] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Would you lick it off or let the sun bake it until it's a hard crust and crumbles off

[–] Laborer3652@reddthat.com 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I like to wait until it dries to a thin film and then peel it off. Hhnnnnnnnng hits the spot.

[–] SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

Added bonus: It removes hair, just like waxing.