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Anon plays elden ring (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] nooneescapesthelaw@mander.xyz 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Didn't he rob a woman?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Him and Patches both kinda dismiss the theft as protecting Rya from her own ignorance. And she is literally also trying to recruit people to prove they are strong so they can be fed to a giant snake, so... 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I never got the impression that big boggy was being altruistic, just opportunistic.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well what would YOU do if some religious weirdo walked up to you in your backyard while you BBQ'd and tried to recruit you to their snake cult and also refused to try your cooking?

[–] ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

What the hell is wrong with you. You trying to start something? Piss off. Before I crack you in 'alf.

[–] WldFyre@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

And if you don't choose the right dialogue options he tries to fight to the death instead lol