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Bald eagle thought to be injured later deemed "too fat to fly" (www.komu.com)

submitted 2 months ago by JonsJava@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I feel like Roger Alan Wade weren't singing about a God damn bald eagle, but never the less:

The ain't no wings on a pachyderm, it's too fat too fly
Ain't ko wings on a barn yard pig, it's too fat to fly
There ain't no wings on your fat ass and there ain't no wonder why