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[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Other than the word "eagle," this headline could be about me.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

If it makes you feel any better, I think pretty much every single other person is too fat/heavy to fly with our wings