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[โ€“] InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Egg in real life? How far did he take it? Did he wear a cat-ear hairband, slather himself in oil, and meow?

What? No. Like a popo man pretending to be a kid, he was only doing it to get the shit he wanted.