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Republican Presidential Candidates Undergo Mandatory Genital Checks Ahead Of First Debate (www.theonion.com)
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[–] gentleman@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

@seahorse That is fucking hilarious. Hope the boy’s turtle doesn’t go back into its shell

[–] resin85@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

I WAS IN THE POOL!!!