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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

To paraphrase Jeff Foxworthy:

‘After sex, women behave much differently than men. After sex, my wife will go outside and repave the driveway. After sex, you might as well put crime scene tape up around me. Cause I ain’t going anywhere.’