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Anon is a soyboy (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Nice tits

[–] LowleeKun@feddit.org 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thanks bro, all the workout is paying of [ o ][ o ]

[–] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

How to grow boobs (in Minecraft)

[–] Overshoot2648@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Cow milk is full of estrogen and growth hormone.

[–] MHanak@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

As far as i know hormone concentration in milk is strictly regulated

[–] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 0 points 2 months ago (2 children)

YO GIRLS, FEMMES, AND THOSE TRYING TO AVOID TWINK DEATH, YOU READING THIS??

YOU DON'T NEED THAT EXPENSIVE HRT, YOU JUST NEED TO DRINK MORE COWS MILK!

BECAUSE THE INTERNET CLOWNS SAID SO. JUST LIKE HOW THEY FOUND THE BOSTON BOMBER!

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The point isn't that drinking cow milk will make you turn femme, it's that if cow milk doesn't soy milk sure as fuck ain't going to.

[–] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

I seemed to have miscommunicated my joke. My original comment is completely sarcastic, and I agree with you.

[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

There's pretty strong evidence that ancient Greece used horse urine as HRT