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Location? WTF does location have to do with hearing mandarin? JFC you're making shit up. The CLOSEST you can say is that visiting a chinese market will make it show chinese ads, which is a very fucking far reach when this is about AFTER playing the DVD, not before. Which I already said didn't even fucking happen.
ACR? AND THEN TIE IT TO THE GMAIL ACCOUNT FFS. That's the whole fucking point. How the fuck would it do that when you're not logged into the fucking TV or the DVD player.
JFC I'm out. You're just throwing all the words you know at the wall without actually saying anything or tying anything together. Instead of the very fucking simple and obvious that the fucking microphone is fucking listening.
Why do websites have this in their cookie notices? I don't think it's purely decorational now, is it?
I highly, highly doubt that Google uses your microphone for advertising. 95% of the information is available through other, obviously legal means.
Additionally, there's one glaring reason Google is not doing it: Because it would be impossible to keep it a secret for so long. It would take hundreds, maybe thousands of different employees (over the years) to maintain a secret microphone listenting tool that is both performant and nearly impossible to detect. It would take merely a single person to leak it all and cause the demise of Google.