this post was submitted on 19 Aug 2024
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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.
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I'll choose a man who has great skills like plumbing and landscaping and owns a foundation repair company and is happy to offer those services in exchange for living in my attic so quietly that we didn't know he was there.
Or a pervert
If he's not hurting anyone and he cleans up after himself...
He will be masturbating to the sound of you struggling to poop
Somebody might as well. 🤷🏻♂️
I think you overestimate our remaining dignity.