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[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 3 months ago (2 children)
  1. Be hot
  2. Don't not be not
[–] Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

*1. Be ATTRACTIVE *2. Don't be not ATTRACTIVE.

You don't have to be hot to be attractive.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 months ago

Exactly. As long as you're not horribly ugly (1. Don't be a slob 2. Shower, brush your teeth, wear clean clothes) the right personality will beat looks. Being funny, like legitimately witty funny, will go miles

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Or if you're not hot, be attracted to people who are also not hot. This is where I have failed in life.