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[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you know why squid died in captivity?

[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

They move very quickly. They tend to quickly kill themselves by bumping their heads into aquarium walls.

If they don’t die from bleeding, trauma, or infection, or stress, they tend to die pretty quickly from asphyxiation. As whenever they bump into the wall, they get suprised, and spray ink. In an aquarium, the ink stagnates and blocks them from breathing properly.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

world's dumbest cephalopod inks itself and chokes to death. more at 11.

[–] Gloomy@mander.xyz 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

World's crulest animal puts other animals in captivity and then calls them dumb for showing their natural behaviour in a completely alien envirment. More at 11.

[–] clucose@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

Predator music starts

[–] Smc87@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] RaspberryJam@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

They want to sign up for your cephalopod fact subscription service! 😄

Hahhaha. Cephs are so weird and interesting. I was only an intern and didn’t end up going far into biology, but it was certainly fascinating.

I want to keep a pet octopus bimaculous once I have the money.