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Anon goes to the gym (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

Here's a list of acceptable things to say to strangers in a gym:

Are you using that?
How many sets do you have left?
Could you spot me? (only for bench)

None of these should turn the stranger into someone you know. None of these should lead to intercourse.