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Anon sets a trap (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 86 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I don't think that happened, unless the bedding was made of tarpaulin or clingfilm or something. But then you should assume that these stories haven't happened, so there.

[–] janNatan@lemmy.ml 32 points 3 months ago

I disagree. He said "I think [she smelled my fart]."

I absolutely believe that. I believe he thought that. I also believe he is stupid af.

[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Unless there is evidence to the contrary, one should generally assume these things are creative writing exercises.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Or he did more than just fart