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JD Vance Awkwardly Retreats After Bizarre Attempt to Storm Harris’ Empty Plane (www.thedailybeast.com)

submitted 3 months ago by Aatube@kbin.melroy.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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JD Vance briskly marched up to Air Force 2, Kamala Harris’ plane, planning to give political reporters a show as he confronted the vice president uninvited on Wednesday. His power-play dreams, like most of his chaotic veep run, were immediately thwarted once he realized Harris was not present. “I just wanted to check out my future plane,” Vance told campaign reporters gathered on the tarmac in Wisconsin.

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[–] bstix@feddit.dk 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Remember, there are two kinds of Americans.

Democrats: Weed
Republicans: Amphetamine or cocaine (depending on income)

You now understand everything about American politics.

[–] catbum@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Waaait... I am on Adderall for ADHD but also enjoy an herby comedown at the end of the day. So what does that make me? A filthy centrist?! What is this dichotomous drug-fueled political identity crisis I'm experiencing?!?!

^/s^

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Do you vote?

[–] catbum@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yup, I sure do! (Does this help me figure out what I am?!?)

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You are what they call a "swing state".

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 4 points 3 months ago

I, for one, would volunteer to join the state of catbum.