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[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 73 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Let’s make it smaller and put it into a backpack. We equip our soldiers with it and call them Chrono Legionnaires. They will be the most OP bull-fucking-shit units in the history of anything.

Yes, I’m still salty for getting swarmed by them that one time in multiplayer. Fuck you, whoever came up with this.

[–] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but you have to sneak them in close to the enemy base, otherwise they take their sweet-ass time rematerializing, and all 37 of them that you had spent several minutes of clicking to plan out who will attack what building get slaughtered without a single one firing their weapon.

And if you miss all the "poof.... Pooof.... Poof..." right next to your base... You deserve it. Send a bunch of grunts or dogs in wherever they gather and they'll all be dead long before you need to worry.

I legitimately don't like those units because they're so weak and specialized, I never really get a chance to utilize them right

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is 100% true. But I was a child. Those were my first steps into online gaming. Yes, I am aware it’s been over 20 years and I refuse to let go of the past.

Oof. I feel that.

My first foray into any gaming was Alpha Centauri. Had no idea what to do and my dad is shit at explaining anything. To this day I cannot stand the series or even turn-based strategy games.

I think my first online experience was Left for Dead, and a teammate startled a witch within 30 seconds of starting the very first level. Instant hatred of witches and actively tried to dissuade people from messing with them.

Nowadays I toss a pipe bomb ahead of myself while pumping away with my shotgun and half the time I down them before they can stand up fully. Mostly so I can traumatize my friends who are still on the hate train.

Slightly related, I found out that unless you check the "limit superweapons" box in Generals, your opponent will likely just spam a shitload of superweapons, so it won't matter that they suck at strategy, because they can just wait 5 minutes, click 20 times and have your entire base leveled.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 7 points 3 months ago

More like

*Existential screaming*

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 12 points 3 months ago

Even better if you put them in IFVs - extra armor, faster movement and I think longer weapon range, and when the IFV eventually gets destroyed you still have a Chrono Legionnaire.