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Just leave me alone (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/opossums@lemmy.world

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[–] shalva97@lemmy.world -5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That are not riddles, thats small talk

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

And yet, the answers allude me all the same.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Easy.

"what do you do for fun": I'm really into horse-based watersports and am currently funding a Kazak paramilitary organization to take care of the mares whilst their parents are sold as meat to french markets.

"how are you": I am well.

[–] experbia@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

the problem with the humorous fake overshare strat is you'll eventually meet someone who will play into it and you'll either have a lot of fun or it will be uniquely horrible

horse-based watersports a--
"-uh! ..which kind? no, not asking the kind of horse..."

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

You don't know how deep into the rabbit pie I am willing to go

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

elude

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Ahh, yes, that one. Thank you! That was what I was alluding to.