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Anon watches Malcolm in the Middle (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Icalasari@fedia.io 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

And completely unhinged. One child joined the military to escape her. She tracked him down, charmed military personnel, and went to drag him home

That is TERRIFYING! And the family starts to dig themselves out of a hole when Hal can't have sex, but oh no! That means he's happy and she's DENIED! She seduces him until he caves. She'd rather have power than stability for her and her family

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There was an episode where Lois got orthotics for her shoes and became a whole new person, nicer, happier. Hal couldn't stand that she didn't need foot rubs anymore and sabotaged them, condemning her to a life of pain so his codependent ass could feel needed. That whole family was fucked up.

[–] Icalasari@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago

Cripes, doomed by foot fetish