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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 174 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I was told to touch grass, but when I did that it yelled "sexual harassment."

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 140 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

It only said it licks feet. Gotcha.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Still going to do the splits

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ah but how can you prove that the implication wasn't that it'd lick anything that touches it? you can't extrapolate exclusivity from only one data point, it's more sensible to assume slutty grass

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It doesn't say "it licked my feet" which would be one data point. It says "what if it licked your feet", that is asserting that one condition and no others. You can't extrapolate anything else.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 15 points 1 month ago

Maybe it was Henry the anti assgrab crabgrass. https://youtu.be/1n7NB-lPJuU

[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Sexual grassment