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6-year-old girl denied passport because she’s named after ‘Game of Thrones’ character (nypost.com)
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[–] woelkchen@lemmy.world 63 points 3 months ago (4 children)

“I never thought you could trademark a name,” she added.

I hope my son Marvel's The Amazing Spider-Man is not going to get in trouble.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 8 points 3 months ago

If not, he can hang in trademark prison with Chalupa Batman.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I just want to know why I got 5 guys in suits and trenchcoats visiting me after I applied for a passport for my kid, Bobby Drop Tables?

[–] Wasabi@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 months ago

Reminds me of this.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 3 months ago

I'll recommend my father, Doritos Locos Tacos, who's a lawyer.