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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is a homebody (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You misspelled "cats"

Dogs make you go outside

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Outside is fine, as long as it's not with a bunch of other people. Walk that dog early in the morning or in the middle of the day, not at the "normal" times.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's still outside
There are still people out there, I don't live in a wasteland

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Well there's your problem, move to a wasteland. :)