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The Ol' Jump 'n Tap (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago by homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 86 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I'm so fucking tires of these stereotypes based on nothing at all. I'm 40 years old and haven't stopped jumping to touch that shit.

[–] guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm so fucking tires

[–] sandbox@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

oh, you naughty tire, just leaning up against that tower… unzips

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Check out the treads on those babies …… I bet those steel belts go allllll the way up

[–] sartalon@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I stopped when my knees made me stop. If it weren't for them though, I'd still be doing it too

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

You gonna take that shit from your knees, or you gonna hit them back?

[–] lonlazarus@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 months ago

Same, seems like just unnecessary gendering, not all that far from “boys like cars and girls like dolls”. I am reasonably physical, never had the urge for this.