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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I had a professor who used to time his visits to Golden Corral such that he could eat breakfast, then continue sitting through the lunch change over.

It was disgusting even to see, but it worked. I can't imagine you could get better caloric density per dollar than that. The ratio is nearly infinite, if you're willing to put in the work.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I can’t imagine you could get better caloric density per dollar than that.

Big sack of rice.

[–] hark@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

One gallon of gasoline.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A gallon of diesel is even better. Costs a bit more but has a sufficiently higher caloric density to more than make up for that.

[–] png@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Gram of Uranium

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Lot of energy there of course, but kind of expensive.