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    [–] KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

    And somehow, all those crashes stabilised each other, allowing the plane to land safely. Only the pilot needed to change their pants afterwards.

    [–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)
    [–] KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

    The one thing that escaped the stabilising crash loop.

    [–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

    Crash-loop-sacrification-pants™

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    Our advanced Crash-loop-sacrification-pants™ technology works by anodising all the nearby crashing and depositing it safely in your poop now comfortably cushioning your butt.

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    [–] KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

    Oh, I would order those in a heartbeat!

    [–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

    They are great, all by servers are wearing them!

    But beware, don't fall for scams, some sellers will be trying to sell you regular diapers claiming they work just as good. Only buy original.

    [–] KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
    [–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

    The eggplant?

    Or the big yellow ones?

    [–] KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

    I'll take the eggplant. The yellow one seems leaky...

    [–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

    Mmm, sealed eggplant flavours ...