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Put it on the doorhandles of the neighbours you don't like
I pour it into the air intake vents of cars that were parked by assholes, but only when I'm out of eggs to crack in there instead.
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I've heard you can use it to lubricate outdoor-facing hinges. Might work well for squeaky fence gates