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[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 34 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Put it on the doorhandles of the neighbours you don't like

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I pour it into the air intake vents of cars that were parked by assholes, but only when I'm out of eggs to crack in there instead.

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago

Truly my bred'ren

[–] CorrodedCranium@leminal.space 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I've heard you can use it to lubricate outdoor-facing hinges. Might work well for squeaky fence gates