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imagine if the crowsstrike bug was malicious... (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 3 months ago by lseif@sopuli.xyz to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] fishpen0@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Management: Our consultants don’t know what ebpf or what immutable filesystems are so obviously your wizard magic is not better than crowdstrike. Also IT will be in charge of that one component and clickops it bypassing the entire CICD pipeline and sanity checking system you have. It’s for compliance which is our word for shut up or we fire you.

[–] dbx12@programming.dev 10 points 3 months ago

clickops

I think I will steal this.