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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 38 points 3 months ago (4 children)

"sword".

That's a decorative wall hanger. Not a sword.

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 36 points 3 months ago (1 children)

On one hand yeah not really a sword sword, just mall ninja shit. On the other? Thought counts for a bit, plus how often are you doing sword shit anyhow?

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago

Yeah, if you're not actively doing HEMA or reenactment fighting, the main use of a sword is probably decoration.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 21 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Can you stab someone with it?

It is a sword.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 months ago

A fork is multiple swords stuck to a stick.

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 3 points 3 months ago
[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Pencils are swords now

[–] Kalladblog@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

That's a rapier. There are swords that can't stab at all. I don't call toothpicks swords either.

[–] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ornamental sword is not a sword?

[–] Marduk73@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

Lol. Holds a finger up. Actually.... Shut up