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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by DxK@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 26 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Country singers are the only ones left with who are willing to sing the national anthem.

[–] rosa666parks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 4 months ago

So that’s why they’re called country singers… ^/s^

[–] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

People used to have lower standards

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 1 points 4 months ago

I'll do it. Sounds fun.