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Failed Trump Assassin Revealed to Be Descendant of Immigrants Who Came to Country Illegally 230 Years Ago (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com -2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

If we are using the Cleopatra wasn't African she was Greek protocols then the USA needs to invade Yorkshire.