I once flew on an airplane sat next to a masseuse who consumed most of her own small-sized bottle of liquor she had brought on board with her, and we talked extensively as she became drunker and then she gave me a massage. That was pretty pleasant tbh.

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't know what to do with this information.

[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Maybe just make a habit of carrying a small bottle of liquor onto airplanes, and carry it up and down in the aisle making that “pspsps” noise you can use to summon cats.

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 4 points 4 months ago

Already standard practice!

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Be thankful she's not also a lawyer.

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