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Would You Rather

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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

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WYR: have an itch you couldn't get rid of for the rest of your life, or the hiccups for the rest of your life? Neither deteriorate your health, they're just annoying. (fanaticus.social)
submitted 3 months ago by PitchPlease@fanaticus.social to c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Suicide will be easier with just an itch.

Edit: Wait, no! We have euthanasia here. Hiccups so I can get medical sign-off.

[–] PitchPlease@fanaticus.social 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Jesus fuck man

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

TBF I don't know how serious I actually am about that, we'd see. They both sound like hell though.