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hand job is last offer
Real talk, hand jobs are kind of underrated.
Maybe the reason is the left's lack of work ethic ('go fast' rather than 'do it right') and, in a Petersonian sense, to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace ('fastest mario').
(am I trying too hard, I really want to bring this copypasta back. I wish lemmy had more copypasta shitposts)
I've been giving myself hand jobs for 30 years. I'm a pro compared to anyone who wants to give me one.
Nobody knows my dick like I do!