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I wonder if they stuck his thumb on there. He is dead after all.
I get the feeling I'm the only person who doesn't use fingerprint readers (due to this and just some bad experiences with them not working right in their earlier days on phones).
I also don't, but I'm also not planning on committing crime.
Hah, same. I would hope that part would go without saying.
I mean, only small crime.
I use them but know I can restart my phone to force a full login. Usually throwing it does the job.
It says they had to send the phone to a lab in Virginia, so obviously not.
So you cut off the thumb and ship it
Or make a casting
There's a million ways they could do it
Or you load the whole body into your passenger seat and drive it over there. Bonus points that this approach lets you use the carpool lane.
Weekend at Crook's : one thumb up
"We could call the cops, Richard, but you know where we'd be spending our weekend. In some... goddamned hot police station answering questions we don't know the answers to."
Fuck, Fuck, FUCK!
Screams the agent as heating up a frozen finger with a lighter put it on fire.
Jokes on them, I don’t have thumbs.
Walter:
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude:
Yeah, but Walter...
Walter:
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.