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Zoom exec calls in-office work mandate a ‘success’ — despite working remotely himself (www.kron4.com)

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[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 54 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

My jaw hits the floor as the dumbass-in-chief publicly doubles down.

Holy forking shirt balls.

I have so many questions. Specifically:

Which loved ones of which Zoom board members are locked in this guy's basement?
When do his short positions on Zoom stock mature?

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Are you in the Bad Place?

[–] PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Even Jason figured out we’re in the bad place

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

"JASON figured it out? Yeah...this one hurts."

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world -1 points 3 months ago

.......Jason? The red ranger???