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Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test (www.theonion.com)
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[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

50 kiloton thermonuclear? That's a fizzle folks. They don't know how to handle their plutonium. Fake news. It was just a simple fission bomb with some wasted fusion fuel.