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How programmers comment their code (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 4 months ago by Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 112 points 4 months ago (4 children) 
/*
 * Gets stupidFuckingInteger
 *
 * @returns stupidFuckingInteger
*/
public double getStupidFuckingInteger() {
    return stupidFuckingInteger;
}
[–] mrpants@midwest.social 35 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

The lack of a return type declaration makes this sooo good.

[–] expr@programming.dev 31 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

It has the return type declared to be double.

[–] mrpants@midwest.social 18 points 4 months ago

I cannot read. Even better.

[–] Amir@lemmy.ml 19 points 4 months ago

This being a double physically hurts

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Makes sense, people looking for int would find a double

[–] AdNecrias@lemmy.pt 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of a job I had where c# summaries were mandatory and people used a documentation generator just like that.

/// Ages the Category. public int AgeCategory (...)

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 months ago

plenty of APIs in Java have documentation like that and it is worst when I read the documentation in order to find out the definition of the nouns and verbs used there and then it is just like that