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Kids today don't know how good we used to have it... (lemmy.world)
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[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 53 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I can definitely think of worse ways to spend my final moments

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 38 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Being scalded to death in a vat of boiling toothpaste that you are dipped into head-first while being held by clamps attached to your toes would certainly be far less pleasant.

Especially if it was that bubble gum toothpaste they give to kids.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why are you people down voting this? That is indeed a much worse way to die. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE TRUTH?

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

I'm pretending that they downvoted it because they were horrified he could come up with something so horrifying.