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It's like the Bacon game, but funnier (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The full quote from Snakes on a Plane (2006)...
Air Marshal: What's the problem, sir?
Samuel: Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this monday-to-friday plane!!
Air Marshal: I'm the jet airline Peace Officer. I have guns. My name is Hugh.
Samuel: Now I'm about to open up some freakin' windows, Hugh, Peace Officer of this jet.