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[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 33 points 5 months ago (2 children)

5 minutes is a really long piss

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 14 points 5 months ago

Be sure to stay hydrated if your pissing takes that long

[–] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"Almost," but I like your take better. Just cackle-pissing like a loose hose in water for 5 minutes.

[–] variants@possumpat.io 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Does that mean they only pissed themselves for the lesser part of 5 minutes?

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Well, the best part of 5 minutes is that first 30 seconds; the rest is kinda boring. So maybe they pissed themselves for 30 seconds.