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Anon meets his gf's parents (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 149 points 4 months ago (3 children)

0% chance of this being real, but that was a fun read

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 69 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It's wholly realistic, where I live, autism or not!

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 44 points 4 months ago (1 children)

autism or not!

Lmaoà, I thought 'tism was patriotism at first because guns + patriots unoe? Autism makes more sense.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)

That makes a pretty hilarious pun, tbh.

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 4 months ago

Patriautism.

[–] PoopBuffet@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

And on this day, the term patriautism was coined

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

seems like a fun place! can you tell me where you live so i can (avoid to) go (anywhere near) there? :D

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago (2 children)

This is America

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

thanks for being specific

[–] biscuitswalrus@aussie.zone 2 points 4 months ago

This is the story of a girl,

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 8 points 4 months ago

Red state. Nuff said.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 months ago

this guy's never heard of Murica

[–] refalo@programming.dev -2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

the most unrealistic part is an autist with a gun

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

Most unrealistic part is existence of women. If they were real, I would have seen one before.