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[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 102 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I would rather deeply french kiss Joe Biden than receive those sticky disgusting Trump lips on my cheek. FTR, I'm not a teen girl, nor even a girl, nor even gay. But I'll suck Joe Biden tongue all day long before Trump puts his lips anywhere on my body.

What's the context anyhow? Looks recent but surprised I haven't heard about it.

[–] deweydecibel@lemmy.world 83 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Ok but...he's gotta wear the aviators.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 29 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

''Back when Smokey And The Bandit came out, everyone wanted the black paint job, but looking back now, I’m thankful the dealership didn’t have it in stock''

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Still the best onion article of all time

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[–] Neon@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

disappointed they didn't make him absolutely ripped

[–] Marighost@lemm.ee 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Aviators stay on during the Sloppy Joe.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 5 points 5 months ago

Thanks. Now, I can never eat Sloppy Joe's without thinking Joe Biden giving me a sloppy kiss.

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Danger zone, Jack!

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 months ago

But then you'd miss the red burning eyes

[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

With choices like these it’s no wonder why people are choosing to be single nowadays

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You can always ~~vote~~ date third party. How's a kiss from Bernie sound?

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I'd prefer AOC.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

When Trump kisses you, there is an orange mark from the fat around his mouth. The actual lip area has no color.

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 10 points 5 months ago

Like a bowl of menudo gone rancid.