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It's called attaining divinity (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 months ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 76 points 4 months ago (2 children)

ASM is high level. Real programmers use punch cards

[–] sylveon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 76 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Real programmers use a magnetized needle and a steady hand.

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 34 points 4 months ago (1 children)

There's an emacs-command to do that.

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No, the emacs command is for the butterfly

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Dang, I meant a neovim-Plugin

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Emacs keybind?

[–] EntirelyUnlovable@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago

REAL programmers tap into the electron flow across the CPU and set bits in real time

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 43 points 4 months ago

Once met a man who said he loved assembly language because it was so much nicer than punch cards and FORTRAN, but C was OK too.

This was last year. In his defense though, he's been retired for years, used to work as a professor.