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submitted 5 months ago by MHanak@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[–] Gakomi@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Frist of all, why are there condoms in the food second why are there 3 of them?

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago (3 children)

One for the shaft and one for each testicle

[–] wreel@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 5 months ago

Duh .. we all learned this in sex ed

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Exactly. My balls secrete sperm like a maple tree. Don't yours?

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Do you regularly cut your balls then?

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

When they're in season

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Right after saying “I can do the sex good!”

[–] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

The only question is, one at a time, or all at once?

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

That depends.

39 and under crowd - "Wanna go again?"

40 and over crowd - "I'm going to need at least that many breaks."