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Man who calls women "females" hopes to one day be allowed within 500 meters of one (chaser.com.au)

submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by Nero@sopuli.xyz to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] barsoap@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

At the same time we call children “human larve” and everyone is ok with that

In Low Saxon (and Northern German) there's "Schietbüddel". Depending on how you translate it it could mean "chaotic/sticky minion" or "bundle of excrement".

[–] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago

"Bundle of excrement". Wow I like it