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Rules for Fae (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by FenrirIII@lemmy.world to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16725859

Rule

Alt text: a text post that reads: Work in retail long enough, and you'll eventually realize the rules for dealing with Customers are exactly the same as dealing with the Fae:

  • Avoid eye contact.
  • Never reveal your full name.
  • Accept nothing They offer you.
  • Never verbally agree or disagree with anything They might happen to say.
  • To apologize is to acknowledge a debt owed.
  • Under no circumstances are you ever to thank Them.
  • Remember that They are incapable of reading signs in human languages.
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[–] InquisitiveApathy@lemm.ee 40 points 4 months ago

The key is to know which rules to break with which customer though. That's the hard part.