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[–] snooggums@midwest.social 72 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

That is why I turned lane assist off after a dozen false positives that felt like the car was going to steer me into danger with no benefits.

Parking assist got turned off when parking in a garage set off a cacophony.

[–] whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 51 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It was when I was holding leftmost lane position passing a semi and it beeped and tried to steer me into said semi that I decided it can fuck off for ever lol

[–] variants@possumpat.io 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It does that on highways with cyclist too

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Well of course, nobody elses life matters really! /s

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

In my experience, lane assist is pretty good on the highways, and actively terrible everywhere else.

The only "feature" I hated more than lane assist was hill start assist. Chirped my tires, or stalled completely, on every fucking hill.

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Do you have trouble staying in your lane on the highway?

That's the easiest place to stay in a lane.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Lane assist seems to agree with you. It is only able to do its job on the highway. Elsewhere, it actively seeks head-on collisions.

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 7 points 5 months ago

Its job is apparently making up for lazy people who can't pay attention to the multi ton vehicle they are driving.