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This inmate says rat gave birth in his pants- but no suprise (www.cbc.ca)

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Her Majesty's Penitentiary inmate Devon Fitzpatrick says early one morning in mid-May he woke up and felt something moving in the crotch of his pants. When he reached in, he discovered a rat had given birth there.

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[–] Mnemnosyne@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago

Odd to me is Her Majesty's instead of His, considering Charles is now King.

Do these places just retain the gender of the ruling monarch at the time of their construction?