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"Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by Dickless here." — Ray Stantz, Twitter engineer
It's true. This man has no dick.
Hmm could be are all his kids invetro?
Most of them are IVF/Surrogacy babies, I think.
He has like 18000 children.
Plenty of awesome people are dick-free, and being dick-ful in no way suggests competence or any other positive trait.
Edit: ITT: omg tech bros are so toxic Also ITT: dick measuring
Have you never seen Ghostbusters?
Legit no but apparently I'm the only one.
GO TO A TORRENT SITE RIGHT NOW.
I think it was a joke
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/cfcee9b0-1b4f-49f0-b857-584bd28c119b
It seems like it was a joke. A joke that easily upsets women and anybody else without a dick. I'm not saying it upset me, but it's very obvious to see why it would not be received well
Dude what. How thin-skinned does someone need to be to get upset over a joke like that from a random person on the internet?
Does it upset those people? Or are you just making shit up for no reason?
It's a quick one liner from a movie in the 80's. Please share with us all these people that have been upset about it since then.
Although unlikely, it's possible he has testicles they harvested sperm from and doesn't actually have a dick. Although, I think it's far more likely he has a micro penis that's barely functional, that he uses to impregnate women he's somehow conned into tolerating him.
You spend a lot of time thinking about this dudes genitals.
You don't spend nights awake wondering what Elons dick looks like? Guess I need therapy.
How did all of these people replying to you never see Ghostbusters? It's criminal.