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In the heart of the Rocky Mountains was a monastery. (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by owenfromcanada@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It was founded by a group of monks from the southern USA. Rather than building a chapel, they chose to live in a series of underground tunnels. The nearest town only saw the elusive monks once a year, when they would break their usual stoic diet and make traditional southern fried chicken for everyone in town.

They were known as the deep friars.

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[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Our main story tonight is about a 100 year old woman who says her secret to old age is walking around barefoot and never brushing her teeth. More news on this super calloused fragile mistress hexed with halitosis after the break."

[–] Drunemeton@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

In other news: The Gotham Bank was robbed today, in broad daylight, by a Tarot card reader who usually practices her art in front of that same bank! She’s notable for having dwarfism and this probably helped her make good on her getaway. Stay tuned for updates on the Small Medium at Large!